Aspire to Inspire Others

robotrockers:

I’ve got a friend and they mean a lot to me.

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

holla-die-waldfee17:

awww unter We Heart It.

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
toughtwitches
hedgehogwithablog:

Post-bath towel rubs

hedgehogwithablog:

Post-bath towel rubs

stinkerbellestormborn:

http://stinkerbellestormborn.tumblr.com/
everinreverse:

This is literally my favorite photo ever

everinreverse:

This is literally my favorite photo ever