May 2013
89 posts
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
castielofasgard:
I'd care if the person I reblogged this from...
potential-and-difference:
prop-215:
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
6 tags
watchtheskytonight:
geekchicbooks:
missbibliophile:
Isn’t it weird how you would say ‘on’ if you’re talking about a tv show and ‘in’ if it was a movie?
like “she was on Doctor Who”
“she was in The Avengers”
I never even thought about this before.
we are becoming aware
“I don’t know the secret to success, but the secret to failure is trying to...”
– Bill Cosby (via quote-book)
townsvillain:
philolspice:
townsvillain:
why leak nudes when you can leak the word of our Lord and Savior
because nudes are real
sirseahorse:
stabsinthe:
if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name
#it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him
whateverhumans:
rootbeef:
gangstamickey:
being hot but also feeling like you need something over your legs
being hot but also being unable to sleep without a blanket
being hot
ryannxp:
irisowl:
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
omfg
feistie:
megvsshark:
trishhyy:
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
ITGOTBETTER
davethebarbarian:
if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order
doesthisurlwork:
hair-old-styles:
harrystyies:
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Wwwweeeeeeeeee!
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
joelbyeman:
I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies
That explains a lot
pizza:
high-self-esteem:
fatwink:
all i want is pizza and high self esteem
hello
hello
Turn-ons: Boys
Interests: Boys
Hobbies: Boys
Dislikes: Boys
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
